July 2009
1 post
“If you’re gonna do something, do it well. And if you can’t do it...”
– roy davis
June 2009
12 posts
WatchI don’t now, nor will I ever, care what this video is about, I just want to know why will.i.am’s mother went out of her way to teach him unrequited respect yet completely ignored his terrible grasp of spoken english.
“The Internet: Still the last place to look for good intell”
Written under the duress of the mental taxation...
today i walked down a mostly deserted hallway and noticed birthday cake sitting on the front desk of a classroom. i yelled “cake!” out loud, to no one in particular as none of the 2 maybe 3 people in the hallway had ever so much as seen me before. this morning when i entered the library through the basement i found a campus coffee card on the floor, already topped-up with stamps,...
Twilight was a terrible movie.
hannahisdead:
It was terrible acted, and a rushed production. If it wasn’t so cheesy the story would be DECENT, but the movie sucked balls, and does not deserve anything.
kthnxbye.
AMEN SISTER
May 2009
18 posts
“You can’t relate to it? Well that must mean that no one ever has or will...”
If women were actually this straightforward I...
Found in my Inbox earlier today:
My name`s Patricia :) I really feel shy, but I have 2 say u, that you are just a man of my dreams… It was a miracle 2 find ur profile but nowadays I am sure it`s a destiny!)) U`r superman… but I know for sure that in ur real life you`l excite me again and again !! :) btw that`s incredible… but I`m from Asheville too I would like 2 keep up a...
Then a second and a third fly flew into my beer. Keep em coming oh Lord of the flies.
“Before I am male, I am human. Get it through your female skull!”
Conflicting Resolvancies
today i walked down a mostly deserted hallway and noticed birthday cake sitting on the front desk of a classroom. i yelled “cake!”, out loud, to no one in particular as none of the 2 maybe 3 people in the hallway had ever seen me before. this morning when i entered the library i found a coffee card on the floor, already filled with stamps, i gave a nod to the big guy upstairs and...
“Seriously, take your twenty four hour news network and cram it down your...”
Sex in the City, Indeed.
About six years ago I said that “Sex in the City” was going to ruin the planet. And it was a joke, I too was laughing at my preposterous prediction. At that time I thought it was adorable every time I witnessed a girl exclaim bashedly unashamed “Oh my god that show is just like MY life!”
I’ve always appreciated the level of disconnect that any of those girls had to...
April 2009
4 posts
“New blog, new blog ideas”
“when affirmation stops being the reward of reaching your goal and becomes your...”